Books with author Matthew S. Armstrong

Meet Roy. (He loves sweet potatoes.) Meet the rhinos. (So do they. Uh-oh!) Rhinos are on the loose. . . . Look out! Look out! The rhinos want the sweet potatoes. The villagers want the sweet potatoes, too. That spells trouble. Can the rhinos and the villagers live happily ever after together? Maybe . . . if Roy can find a way to save the day. Join in this exuberant romp that celebrates how kindness and courage can turn the world right side up!

Stuff. My head's full of it. I don't even know where most of it comes from. I just seem to pick it up, like my brain emits a special sort of tractor beam that locks on to pointless information. But in the face of my problems, all the extra stuff is proving useless. What problems? you ask. I shall tell you.Problem 1: The invasion of my home. Dad's new girlfriend moved in, and, even worse, she brought along her daughter, who has no sense of humor and no taste in music.Problem 2: My girlfriend, Delfine. Her brother would break both my arms if I broke up with her. Problem 3: The new girl at school. Stunning. Gorgeous. Willowy. My Destiny (but see Problem 2).Problem 4: My comic strip. At first it was cool to anonymously author the strip in the school paper, but now that everyone suspects who they are in the strip, I run the risk of getting my legs broken in addition to my arms (see above).Clearly, I need to plan The Great Escape!Part hilarious musings, part graphic novel, stuff is the quirky exposé of a fourteen-year-old boy who, let's face it, could use a little help.

Meet Roy. (He loves sweet potatoes.) Meet the rhinos. (So do they. Uh-oh!) Rhinos are on the loose. . . . Look out! Look out! The rhinos want the sweet potatoes. The villagers want the sweet potatoes, too. That spells trouble. Can the rhinos and the villagers live happily ever after together? Maybe . . . if Roy can find a way to save the day. Join in this exuberant romp that celebrates how kindness and courage can turn the world right side up!

Stuff. My head's full of it. I don't even know where most of it comes from. I just seem to pick it up, like my brain emits a special sort of tractor beam that locks on to pointless information. But in the face of my problems, all the extra stuff is proving useless. What problems? you ask. I shall tell you. Problem 1: The invasion of my home. Dad's new girlfriend moved in, and, even worse, she brought along her daughter, who has no sense of humor and no taste in music. Problem 2: My girlfriend, Delfine. Her brother would break both my arms if I broke up with her. Problem 3: The new girl at school. Stunning. Gorgeous. Willowy. My Destiny (but see Problem 2). Problem 4: My comic strip. At first it was cool to anonymously author the strip in the school paper, but now that everyone suspects who they are in the strip, I run the risk of getting my legs broken in addition to my arms (see above). Clearly, I need to plan The Great Escape! Part hilarious musings, part graphic novel, stuff is the quirky exposé of a fourteen-year-old boy who, let's face it, could use a little help.

Meet Roy. (He loves sweet potatoes.) Meet the rhinos. (So do they. Uh-oh!) Rhinos are on the loose. . . . Look out! Look out! The rhinos want the sweet potatoes. The villagers want the sweet potatoes, too. That spells trouble. Can the rhinos and the villagers live happily ever after together? Maybe . . . if Roy can find a way to save the day. Join in this exuberant romp that celebrates how kindness and courage can turn the world right side up!